Poop emoji earrings - Walnut with White Epoxy Resin

These look like crap, right?

• Listing is for one pair (2 poop earrings)
• Solid walnut poop-shaped body
• Eyes and mouth filled with white epoxy resin
• Water-based glue holds the post firmly in place. The round post base is recessed into the wood so it's not on your ear
• Clear coated first with shellac to seal the wood and then sprayed with a satin lacquer